My dad did tell me there be weird downthumbing critters and strange report monkeys ...?

Question

My dad did tell me there be weird downthumbing critters and strange report monkeys in these 'ere parts and he be right, right enough.

He also did tell me to be kind to them 'cause they couldn' help their sense of insecurity.

What can be done for these critters?

Answer 1

Nurse....Nurse.... he`s out of bed again!.

Answer 2

Take them to the vet. But be careful, who knows what diseases they may have =P

The thumbsdown critters will get me too for mentioning these things, in random order:

God is real (but doesn't love you)

Feminism sucks

Fat people smell

&

America is stupid =)

Answer 3

I think they be needing some intelligence, me lad.