My daughter stuck a skittle in her nose......?

Question

When my daughter was two she stuck a red skittle in her nose. Then she comes up to me saying OWEEE OWEEE and pointing at her nose. I see, what I thought was blood, but turned out to be the coloring from the skittle, and freaked out thinking she busted her nose. I clean her nose and see this red and white thing in there and I automatically think she broke a bone in the bridge of her nose and it fell down to the nostril. I take her to the ER and wait almost two hours for them to take a pair of tweezers and pull out what used to be a red skittle. What funny things have your kids done that scared you but also made you laugh???

Answer 1

probably when my daughters, Ivy and Katrina,  fought over a bottle of perfume when they were about 6, and when I came back, I saw a huge black circle around Ivana's eye, so I thought Katrina gave her a black eye! I also saw a big puddle of red stuff next to Katrina, so I thought Ivy just about punched her lights out! But immediately after I started to hyperventilate, I saw a bottle of mascara next to Ivy! Then, right next to Katrina, there was the perfume, which was rasperry-colored, spilled all over our carpet! I was upset, but it still made me laugh so hard, Ivy and Katrina asked, "Mommy, should we take you to the doctor? Because I think he will probably diagnose you with extreme craziness. Maybe he'll take you to an insane asylum where you'll get all wrapped up in duct tape..." Oh, and now they're 11, and STILL fight over that bottle of perfume!