My daughter told me my b***s sag....Well they are sad she said?

Question

Not long ago, my very young, observant daughter walked in on me getting dressed in the restroom and mentioned how my b***s were very sad. LOL. What do you say to that. Seriously And another time she proceeded to tell a friend of mine that i had black hair on my you know where. He was caught a little off guard by that. VERY.... EMBARRASSING.... Uhhh...Can we say "no more baths with mommy". Another embarrassing time was when she proceeded to congratulate me in a public restroom with dozens of women around about how I did such a good job at going poo poo.I was horrified..Especially because I had diarrhea. Kids just seem to always catch you off guard at unsuspecting moments lIke when your in the shower with one leg propped up trying to shave your legs. I mean, I am so relieved when I can go to the restroom alone. And as far as my b***s being sad. I honestly think they are severly depressed. Does anyone have any similar humiliating stories? Or am I the only one?

Answer 1

Gotta love the cold, hard honesty of the young.

Answer 2

lady_bug, Thank you very much dear for your honesty. Don"t you just love little children ? You brightened my day !!!

Answer 3

I love that kids state the obvious. OUr daughter was famous for it. When she was three she told a person at a baby shower she was fat. She felt pretty bad about that one. Kids are kids, don't take the blatent honesty away yet - let them be honest and obvious! It makes for funny stories like yours - thanks for your honesty  :)

Answer 4

Men love boobies no matter what.

Doing pec exercises will bring those puppies right up!

YOu should talk to her about these comments she makes. TMI

Answer 5

My daughter calls my bras booby holders, And I have a front butt and a back butt. When my 2 year old was born my five yearl old asked why is she eating your booby. It is terribly embarassing because it always happens at the worst time.

Answer 6

when my son was 3 he pulled his pants down to show the lady behind us  little baby erection, proceeded to tell the lady that it will go away, my mommy said so.  I was mortified, she said she has 3 boys and understands and just laughed.  he's 17 now.

Answer 7

My daughter has a wonderful way of pointing out my various physical flaws as well.  She's helped me discover moles, wrinkles and gray hairs that I didn't realize I had.  Just what I need to deflate an already defeated ego.

Answer 8

haha oh dont worry youll look back on this and laugh. When I was little omg and thank god i dont remember this! i walked in on my dad in the bathroom somehow and i freaked out, i then proceeded to tell the whole world how my dad had a tail. lol it confused a lot of people and some people got it and thought it was hilarious, but i know i humiliated my dad, and my mom thought it was funny

Answer 9

lol poor boobies

Answer 10

Er, talk with her about what isn't appropriate to say in public.  My children aren't VERY disciplined, but enough that they would never do that to their mother.

Answer 11

My friend's 4-year- old daughter went into the bathroom once during a party, and came out with a used tampon in her pocket, she screamed "LOOK WHAT I HAVE!" and ran around showing everybody.

Answer 12

When my eldest was about 17 months old we were in the bath and he pointed to my b***s and said "whas dat??" to which I responded "that's how mommies feed babies."

Shopping later the next day, standing behind some bachelor, Tyler, my eldest, taps the guy on his back..... he turns around and looks at my son, who promptly grabs my boob, gives it a firm shake, and announces very loudly "BOTTLE!"

Ah the wonders of wee ones.

Answer 13

This is why i do not allow my children around me when I am undressing or bathing.

Answer 14

When my oldest son was 2-3, he was learning to like showers instead of a bath, so I had him start taking showers with me so I could shampoo his head, etc.   One day when I was rinsing the shampoo out of MY hair, he grabbed a handful of pub hairs and asked where my Peni went!   As you said above.....no more baths/showers with Mom!

Answer 15

Hmmm, i would have told her that you like your body and that your body supported hers for nine months....

Answer 16

That is so funny...hahaha

but you need to tell her how somethings are private, and how she cannot go around saying things like that about mommy. Set some bounderies...I remember when I was younger I use too slip up here and there, but my mom would put me on punishment...and then i learned...not to do that

Answer 17

My three year old nephew asked me when I was having my baby...........I'm not even pregnant! LOL kids will be kids.

Answer 18

uh wow...

Answer 19

my girl Friend caped on saying......

Answer 20

LOL!!  That is so funny!

When I had my first son, we would shower together.  Well I found out one day that we would stop bathing together when one morning we were showering and he had his little hand cupped together "down below" catching the water as it dripped off of my body.

Oh, not to mention the time my son asked why I only wanted to eat one roll at dinner.  I told him too much bread could make mommy gain too much weight.  Well, one day at a family function, my mother in law got multiple pieces of bread.  Well, over the entire table, he yelled "No, grandma, bread makes your booty spread!"  Everyone burst out laughing.  Kids are so wonderful!

Answer 21

haha ohh my god, i'm sorry.

i wasn't like that when i was younger.

i was sensitive and i liked my privacy :]

lol and respected my mother's too..

Answer 22

That's funny. I can make your b***s happy, happy!

Answer 23

I think I'll skip on eating lunch now

Answer 24

You shouldn't be changing or having baths in front of her!

Answer 25

Well this morning my son told me i should start jogging so I don't get any more fatter. Yes, kids they are peaches aren't they!:)

Answer 26

iam a male and wish i had boob looking in to how to have my very own . the green is always greener on the other side .

Answer 27

that's kinda funny.

Answer 28

lmao,kids really show you up at times and its funny cos they dont even know there doing it..

Answer 29

Yikes...lol. Horrifying yet funny at the same time...sorry for laughing. LOL

Answer 30

NO, it's motherhood. Lol!

Answer 31

haha thanks for making my day.

its so funny.

i dont have any kids yet.i plan to get some when im 21/22