My doctor reckons I'm paranoid.

Question

He didn't say it, but I know he's thinking it.

Answer 1

LOL brilliant.

Answer 2

He probably works for the CIA, and is monitoring the secret experiment they've been doing on you for about 8 years 3 months now.

Answer 3

What do the voices say? I'll bet they have an opinion.

Answer 4

paranoid good doctor . very good

Answer 5

Get down on your knees and thank God that one of you is still thinking.

Answer 6

i think you are too...  

Answer 7

this jokes getting old now its been on here too long

Answer 8

well I am actually a sufferer of paranoia. I almost went on a course to treat it once, but something told me I shouldn't go. I suffer still.

Answer 9

Well if he thinks that he's right!

Answer 10

You dont need to be paranoid to know

that the WHOLE WORLD is there,

just to fkuc your day !.

As your doctor,dont be so PARANOID

you sad loser !

(same time next week ?)

Answer 11

WATCH OUT!!!  it is behind you.lol

Answer 12

Just because you think your paranoid doesn't mean there not out to get you.

Answer 13

no your not paranoid. your just bored... but do reallize all your friends do work for the FBI  

Answer 14

HAHAHAHA!! LOL!! Dude so am I!!! AAGHHH they're out to get me! *hides* I didn't need a doctor to tell me I'm paranoid and disturbed.

This question, rather statement, made my day!!!