My most recent one is actually hard to believe.
It started with me walking around an indoor pool half naked eventually found my mom and noted my lack of pants. I suddenly teleported to the back of a pickup truck, with my mom unseen but somewhere near me. It's hard to explain, but she just seemed to be *there*. I don't remember if I got my pants back or not.
For some reason, most of my body just floated over the side of the truck. I hung on to some invisible thing and asked mom to grab my legs, which she somehow did. I got back on with her unseen help, then warped to the inside of the truck next to mom. A cigarette appeared in my hand, I started smoking it even though I never had one in my life, and mom just drove on like everything was fine. I decided I didn't want the cig after awhile.
The next and last thing I remember is stopping in front of this sign that said so-in-so miles to some city. As soon as I mentioned it to mom, I woke up. I was really thirsty.
What do you think?
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