My eye discharched a wet hairy sausage?

Question

im quite taken aback by the fact that yesterday a large sausage protruded from my eye and flopped onto the floor...

Answer 1

hmmm that is quite the dilema, if it happens again i prescribe that you squirt bbq sauce in said infected eye for 10 days, if the condition gets worse then come back and ill suggest something different

Answer 2

hahahahahaha yeah you wish you were funny.

Answer 3

A what came out of your eye??? The weirdest I've ever heard is an eye producing little shards of glass everyday. What's your question anyway?

Answer 4

Are you sure it wasnt a birds EYE fish finger??

Answer 5

Are you german? If you are, how much do you want for it?

Answer 6

Well, as long as you rinse it, you could still eat it!  :O)

Me, I prefer chicken.