My eye hurts and not even pain pills will make it stop.?

Question

I accidentally stabbed myself in the eye with a forklift, and now my eye is down by my nose and hurts like crazy. Any ideas on how to stop the pain?

Answer 1

Get the hot glue gun and stick your eye back where it belongs. Next time wear safety goggles while working with the forklift! Oh ya, take 2 aspirin and call me in the morning.