My eye offends me. What can i do about it?

Question

My eye offends me. What can i do about it?

Answer 1

how badly?

Answer 2

See an optometrist.  

Answer 3

It's not your eye folks, it's your straying mind.  Have you not heard of the practice called "Custody of the Eyes?"   And you don't have to actually pluck them out.                                                                                        

Answer 4

Is there a splinter in your eye? Just wash it out with water.  

Answer 5

Well if you are Christian you have to pluck it out and cast it away from you.

Everyone else go see the eye doctor

Answer 6

Tear it out then Riverdance on it.

Answer 7

Do whatever the heck you want to do about it. I assume your touching on the biblical topic of "if your right eye offends you it is best to pluck it out." Well, that's good and all, but I recommend you use a little method called the scientific process and discover that the phrase is a metaphor pertaining to a friend or a person that "stabs you in the back."

Answer 8

Continue ridiculing and joking about it, you'll get your answer!

Answer 9

pray thats the only way god accepts sinners now and he will forever y because he loves u

Answer 10

The bible says rip them out

Answer 11

it is meant for the church body, if a member is not keeping with the lines of christianity they are to be removed.if you had actually studied the bible you might understand this.But if all you do is try to seek out fault in something then that is all your going to find.Spend less time on hate and a little more on love and you might learn to be happy.

Answer 12

Pluck that sucker !

I used to have 3 eyes but I plucked one out for jesus.

peace

Answer 13

Gouge it out...

Make sure you do this BEFORE you cut off your hands for causing you to sin...

Answer 14

Tear that sucker out, just like Jesus told you to.

Answer 15

Do you dislike the color?  You can always get colored lenses for that.

Answer 16

dont look

going to make some lunch

Answer 17

Don’t you dare gouge it out, as the religious admonishment commands you to do. After all, religious people love to have you blind, because it would make you more dependent on them to see reality. I have always found Jesus’ commandment to gouge out ones eye if it offends ones moral sensibilities to be grossly irresponsible. Even if he meant it symbolically, he knew that many of his followers would be literalistic minded, or at least he should have known that if he was truly an omniscient being. So why should he make such a ghastly comment, even figuratively or in jest? It’s just cruel and stupid to do so. Just look at the history of self-mutilation in Christendom to see that many people have taken such statements literally.