My father is lazy and reaks of Ginger Ale. How can I end this madness?

Question

My father is lazy and reaks of Ginger Ale. How can I end this madness?

Answer 1

TELL HIM TO TRY SPRITE

Answer 2

Buy a keg, put a intravenous drip into his arm (he wont move if he is really lazy) & start the drip.

This should be good for 24-36 hours but u will have to buy at least 2 kegs to keep the supply going for him.

He will love u for doing this for him & u can grab his wallet so "he" pays for his own beer.

Answer 3

Switch his ginger ale with Red Bull.  It will give him wings!  

Unfortunately, it will probably give him diabetes as well.

Answer 4

TELL HIM TO TRY AIDS.

Answer 5

How many lives have been ruined by Verners.

Answer 6

by asking for professional help. cause it think you are sick dear..

Answer 7

Um, by stepping away from the computer and finding your entertainment else where.

Answer 8

What's wrong with ginger ale?

Answer 9

Are you going to ask this question everyday?