My favorite joke of all time...tell me yours?

Question

A woman is pumping gas at a gas station, and she lights a cigarette...her arm catches on fire...someone calls the police and when they show up they shoot her.....for waving a fire arm

Answer 1

little boy said to his mother

"if i'm good will u give me $5 ?"

the mother replied

"why can't u be like ur father ? and be good for nothing "

Answer 2

Hehe... funny.

Mine is -

Your mamas so fat that when she jumps for job she gets stuck.

Answer 3

cute.