My favorite "Why did the chicken ...?" joke. Why did the chicken go halfway across the road?

Question

This may or may not take a while to answer, but somewhere along the line someone will, I am sure get it.

Answer 1

to get to the half way house

Answer 2

my dream is to one day live in a world where chickens are not questioned as to why they cross roads.

Answer 3

You gave it away...because she wanted to lay it on the line.

Answer 4

to lay it on the line

I posted this before I read all the messages...because that was a very old joke...

Answer 5

You know, you try and try with these chickens and anymore they just don't want to accomplish anything. Where have we gone wrong?

The ducks, now they were brought up right. When they set out to do something they do it all the way. Heck I have even seen some of them so ambitious they fly across.

The Penguins on the other hand (god bless them) they should have their own ramp that goes over the road. The way they waddle, they'll never make it without getting squashed, and they can even slide to the other side.

Answer 6

BECAUS EHE COULDNT MAKE IT TO THE OTHER SIDE CAUS EHE PROBABLY GOT RAN OVER