My fiancee wants us to be watched while making love by a clown. Any ideas?

Question

I am not sure about how to make this happen.

Answer 1

This is seriously creepy..

Answer 2

Is this something you are actually interested in?  If you're not sure, perhaps you could get a clown doll to put in the room when you have s*x.  It could be close enough to the real fantasy.  If this is something you actually want, I suggest you put an ad in your local paper (I know there's a couple have have weekly personals sections in my area).  There is usually a section for "other" which is generally used for s*x only or out of the ordinary requests.  Perhaps you can put an add for someone to be a voyeur for you and your fiancee who must be willing to wear a clown costume.  I'd recommend meeting this person in public before you agree to anything.  And if you want this to be strictly anonymous, you can get a hotel room where the deed will take place.  You can have your voyeur meet you there, and perhaps you can rent the costume for this person from a local costume shop.  For communication, I'd either create a separate e-mail account just for this, or get a pre-paid cell phone that can't be traced.  This will give you some added protection.  And of course, you don't have to use your real names.

If you don't wish to be anonymous, you can make some changes to my suggestions.

And if you don't really want to do this at all, you can tell your fiancee NO.

Answer 3

......most of the clowns that are going to be available for parties are going to be expecting "children's parties"......renting a clown costume and hiring an escort might be more viable...although it may be illegal....I don't know about that.......I'm guesing that you might NOT want to invite your close friends over to be apart of this "costume event"......not to sully the reputation of fine clowns everywhere but.......one of the most infamous clowns....John Wayne Gacy was one of the most prolific serial killers of ALL time.....33 victims (that we KNOW of)......he was also known to have deviant sexual issues....so be careful out there in  " the land of the clowns"......picking out a suitable clown may be a riskier prospect than picking out a puppy......we are ALL certainly entitled to our fetishes.....but I think it IS important to remember that fetishes or deviations    can sometimes "give a glimpse" into the minds of the owners.....and while  many times are harmless and insignificant.......they also can be a red flag for more significant issues......how well do you know this girl?.......some might say that this fetish sniffs of an earlier childhood issue......probably not.....but if it were ME........I would be asking some questions.........it never hurts to ask questions...after all...she is going to be asking YOU questions....the REST of YOUR life.........as your wife......remember that you heard it here...lol.......to quote wives everywhere........" I have a right to know.....I'm your wife...".........

Answer 4

What? I agree with the first answer. I think she has got issues too.

Answer 5

What planet does she come from? She needs some help.

Answer 6

are you willing to allow someone in your bedroom to watch you have s*x?

Answer 7

This is funny, lol, I can't help it. Well, at least you know your s*x life won't be boring. Weird maybe. Strange. But never boring. You probably may want to have your fiance write out a list of things they would like to try so you won't be too surprised after the wedding.  I guess you could start by asking her if she has any ideas on how to make this happen. If she doesn't, You could sort through the people you know to see if any seem like they would be willing to watch. Or you could hire a stripper or prostitute to do it. I'm curious though, what would the clown do? Just watch? Or do clown things to make you laugh? Applaud when you're done? Offer comical advice? Maybe you could just rent some sort of clown show and watch TV while you're, umhum, engaging in your activities. Anyway, have fun!

Answer 8

Find a new chick. This one has issues

Answer 9

I would seriously consider getting rid of the clown you already have and not worry about getting another one for any reason ,,,,  //

Answer 10

are you kidding? a clown? did she eat a lot of paint chips as a child?

ok, now in all seriousness. I myself wouldn't be comfortable with someone watching me have s*x, nor would i like the fact that someone has seen my finance nude. If you are not kidding.. then i agree with the first answer and say she has issues... dump her man... women like that can only cause trouble in the future.... A clown... Honestly... wtf.

Answer 11

Clowns are kinda creepy... But why not, could be fun. I like messed up stuff in the bedroom too. Ok so I think all you need is a good friend who likes to watch people have s*x and a clown outfit. Sounds easy enough to me.