My flatmate turns 31 on Saturday. He is a strait, single, white, fat guy living in Sydney. What can I do?

Question

I want him to have a happy birthday and I'm not terribly concerned about expense, but I'd like to know what I'm getting into. Please, tell me anything you think is a good idea. I've got nothing!

Answer 1

Have a bbq in the backyard, or go to a park if you don't have one. Play some playstation/wii/xbox.

Nothing better then a p**s up.  

Answer 2

As a friend, try and remember what sort of things/stuff he likes and what in that particular field he does not have yet.

Popular choices can be sound/speaker systems, fragrances/cologne, nice sunglasses/shades, mobile phone, a nice watch with the back engraved "our friendship is timeless", MP3 player, books, DVD's, etc.

Otherwise if you're truly clueless, just get him a voucher (Westfield/MYER/etc.) so he can pick something out for himself. Those vouchers also come inside nice cards so you can write some kind words for him as well.

If you want a joke/funny present, you could even get him a fat-a-gram stripper!

http://www.stripagram.com.au/Funny%20Str...

Hope this helps.

;-)

Answer 3

Take him to a strip club - or have a party at your place and get a few strippers around for his pressy !

Answer 4

hookers and blow.

Can't go wrong

Answer 5

take him to Outback Steakhouse

Answer 6

Can you cook him a nice meal or take him out for one or present him with a birthday cake. Does he drink wine or something get him a bottle or a dvd or cd.  a book token if he reads. A nice pen ,some chocolates or a treat that he likes .  

Answer 7

Kings-Cross  get him drunk/tattoed/laid & take pic's to show him next day