My friend Roger and I try to be environmentally friendly but we cant cut down on our nocturnal emissions?

Question

are we harming the environment?

Answer 1

Now we know the real cause of Global Warming.

Answer 2

if i was you i wouldnt even bother, the earths too far gone to be fixed. me personally am sick of being told to look after the environment

Answer 3

Stop being such a pair of w*nkers, or wear organic underpants then burn them... HA HA  X X

Answer 4

you know what God said about dropping things on the ground.

As long as you swallow ,the Environment will be ok

Answer 5

I think there are probably bigger emitters to worry about.

But maybe think about changing your diet if you f@rt a lot. You won't be popular with your friends if they know you're around by the smell alone.

Answer 6

A little, but how about recycling? Saving water? Composting? Public transport? Wearing a sweater instead of turning up the thermostat?

Answer 7

In a biological treatment plant there are trillions of bacteria all farting away to their hearts content, if you can compete with that then there's cause for concern!

Answer 8

Go to the shops and get a couple of lengths of rubber tube and some ballons.  Use your imagination for how to apply them.  In the morning, tie them up and see if they float away or drop to the ground.  Then set fire to them.