My friend and i are becoming mermaids any advice?

Question

and we wont do the spell sometime next week so i was wondering when should we expect our tails.

Answer 1

It depends on the spell. Some people get theirs in a couple weeks, others get theirs in a month.

But most people just die.

So good luck with that.

Answer 2

Christmas. When you unwrap your "Little Mermaid" costume from Toys 'R' Us.

Answer 3

No offense, but you are an idiot. :-)

Answer 4

Don't hold your breathe. The "spell" doesn't work. But you'll find that out.

Answer 5

I simply cannot understand this recent obsession with mermaids. In olden times, mermaids were cannibalistic creatures who also had a nasty habit of drowning those who came near them. It was very, -very-, rare for a mermaid to aide someone. Why on earth would you aspire to become one?

Answer 6

Are you being serious?  I'm not trying to be sarcastic, I just really don't know if this is a real question.  If you're serious, here's my answer:  

People cannot become mermaids, so I wouldn't expect a tail anytime soon.

Answer 7

wtf what spell?

haha

Answer 8

It'll take about two weeks.  

Answer 9

You should look at the picture I have up with my question...

Do you believe in mermaids...It's kind of gross.

Answer 10

Okay...what's up with the trillions of questions like this?

Once again I'll say it, you cannot magically become a mermaid. Not only is it impossible to go from one species to another (as you can see, I'm not doubting their existence in any way) but a spell couldn't do that. I'm Wiccan. I do spells. I know how they work and how they don't.

I know that now you probably think it's possible, but trust me, I went through the same phase with another thing and when I finally realized that it wasn't true, I felt like an idiot, probably because I was so hardcore into it that I got super defensive and actually yelled at people for saying what I thought was real wasn't.

Please, for the love of all things good, do not be like I was. Just accept that that's not real and try to find something more real that's exiciting for you. For me, it was Wicca. For you, well, who knows what it'll be?

Answer 11

I do hope that the both you re-think this decision.... For mermaid are not as well received as you may believe.... Also there are creatures in that ocean that will eat you... So your lives as mermaids maybe short lived......................................

Answer 12

and how do you plan on doing that?

found black magic??

Answer 13

U will feel sick :P but it's worth it =D

Answer 14

Well I wouldn't hold my breath on the tail thing, if I were you.............................