My friend just ate her chinchilla?!?!?

Question

OMG she said was really fuzzy and he looked so good to eat and shecouldn't resist. I don't know what to do now. I want to help her! She says it feels like something's crawling around in my esophagus. Will he make it to her stomach? GAH! What do I do?

Answer 1

No no no don't worry. I think my stomach acid broke it down. It's not moving around anymore.  

Answer 2

give her girfriend a smoke

Answer 3

yes it is just a stupid joke! And her first post was deleted hopefully this one will be too

Answer 4

That's a weird joke.

Answer 5

wow ok thats not normal...

if she chewed though then its dead so it wouldnt be crawling around

Answer 6

Hmmmm wonder what Animal Control would think of that?? I believe that falls under cruelty to animals. Sure hope it was not carrying and serious diseases. You can by meat in stores these days.  

Answer 7

????? ok that's weird. go to a hospital. if your not lying.

Answer 8

That's just wrong.

Answer 9

Very funny.

But if your not kidding; get your friend help, they need it.

And take he/she to the hospital.

Hope I helped :)

Answer 10

HAHA HAHA thats got to be a joke.

but if not then she needs to go to a therapist

Answer 11

Pour some really hot water down there. That'll finish him!

BTW- What kind of sauce goes well with chinchilla? I'm thinking a nice dill/caper mixture. Chinchilla sounds like it might be kinda gamy.

Answer 12

ewww thats discusting