My friend keeps calling me a nob, what is a good comeback to use against him?

Question

My friend keeps calling me a nob, what is a good comeback to use against him?

Answer 1

Just plead guilty!!!

Answer 2

Rape his mom.

Answer 3

Ask him what his obsession with k***s are & if he is g*y or something.. that'll shut him up

Answer 4

Tell him yeah I'm your nob and I'm sore quit pulling on me.

Answer 5

"your mom" always works.. lol keep sayin that 2 eveything he says untill he shuts up

Answer 6

nob? u mean nobe i think well u could say that "nobe belongs to a door a door comes from wood and wood comes from nature and nature is beautiful so you are calling me beautiful weird but thanks"

well I hope it helps  

Answer 7

tell him he's as dumb as one!

Answer 8

call him FANNYBAWS,

Answer 9

HMMMM Im not sure, but I do know, they were noobs once! haha, everyone starts out as a noob, well except for Bill gates I guess... :D

Answer 10

a cotton headed ninny

muggins (it's from elf,

it will be funny) or

everytime he calls

you that, say, WHAT?

WHAT DID YOU

SAY?? Like a

jackhammer's

going off or something.

That will be funny too!

Answer 11

"At least I got a k**b"

xD

Answer 12

Try the ever so classic : Shut the F*** up :)

Answer 13

ask him why is he afraid of healthy salads loool

Answer 14

Anything..he is insecure about.

Answer 15

door

Answer 16

"I may be a nob, but you are a snob!"

Answer 17

Don't be immature, no need for comebacks to lame name-calling. If he's your friend then he's probaly just playing around so don't bother with it.

Answer 18

assy mcgee

Answer 19

Call him a tool

or a cotton headded ninny muggins

Answer 20

lmao call him a **** :D

Answer 21

silence

Answer 22

Mimimimimi

Answer 23

stare at him like hes a two-year old cause really....that insult sounds like its coming from one

Answer 24

Be real nice and ask him if there's a reason that he is so obsessed with your nob.  Is there osmething that he's been trying to tell you but lacks the words?

haha

Answer 25

LOL

"At Least I'm An Expert On F****** Your Mom"

ROFL XD

One of My Friends Said That To This Guy That Told Him He Was A Noob @ Tekken 3, & Once He Said That The Guy Just Walked Away Face Red ROFL XD

Answer 26

tell him he can suck your nob

Answer 27

Knuckle head McSpazzatron

Answer 28

Nice friend...But anyways. Classic argument killer. (Btw, if im burried under 30 other answers im gonna be seriously pissed)

He says "blah blah"

Ask him "Do I have idiot written on my forhead?"

1. He says yes (most obvious answer, skip the next part)

2. He says no.

If he says no...State, "wow, so aside from being unable to come up with a better line, you cant read either, huh?" -State and walk away

He will say yes....So heres the line. "So you can read! But heres the thing, im a boylover isnt written on my forhead...whens the last time you checked a mirror?"

You can change the last line to fit whatever you want, but the idea is to trap him into saying yes to your question leaving you open to squash him..Enjoy.

Answer 29

What is a nob?

Answer 30

I always just say "YOUR FACE/SO IS YOUR FACE!"

& if he says, "Wow, that was really dumb" just say it again. Works with any insult. xD

Person  below: Haha...saw something like that in an icon...'cept it said something different. O_O

Answer 31

point out an embarrasing habbit in front of someone. then youll have a reason to be a nob.. personally.. wear the nob name proud!