My friend thinks i am a vampire, but i am just a goth. what should i do?

Question

i go to a school that has to wear uniforms...so when im not in school i wear black and red and dark purple. when i first told my friend that i was gothic i was joking around sayin i wanted to be a vampire and i would like suck her blood and stuff...but she doesnt get that i was joking

she thinks im a vampire but i am just a goth

Answer 1

Well u should wear brighter colors and stop walking around school & town wearing dark colors.  People will get the wrong impression of u & you don't want so stop it while your ahead of it.

Answer 2

Your friend lacks maturity.

Since she's so freaked out, do things that vampires can't do - like stand in the sun in front of her, hold a cross in your hand, breathe, have a heartbeat, eat something with garlic in it.

If she still doesn't believe you, then there's nothing you can do - except roll your eyes at her and realize she is still very very young.

Answer 3

This sounds like something that happened to me.

Last year at school I was sketching the words "cannibal corpse" which is a band.

I wasnt finished yet, so it said cannibal. A girl who sat in front of me, who was probably the dumbest person alive...assumed I was making a nametag. So she began to call me a cannibal. and pretty soon, I was known as cannibal girl. It was so stupid, but I didnt care. I also am "goth" and my friend ellen is too, she got called vampire like you. So we were known as Cannibal girl and Vampire girl. haha.

All you can really do is just ignore it.

Or ask her to stop.

"goth" kids are supposed to reconize the beauty in everything, we're supposed to be polite, and great people. Thats why we seperate from the "normal" world. bc everyone is the same. Rude.

So be nice. Be a good person in all situations, or you'll be known FAST as a mean vampire whos gonna bite everyone.

Answer 4

if she's a true friend then she'll understand when you tell her if she doesn't and you really don't want to stop being her friend then just don't bring up the subject again

Answer 5

she won't ACTUALLY think that you're a vampire, but she won't understand what being a goth means.

Answer 6

she's a freak if she doesn't get that you we're kidding. tell her it was a joke, and if she doesn't listen,that's her problem.

Answer 7

Bite her on the neck.

If she doesn't turn into a vampire, I guess that she should apologize for being so silly.

Answer 8

Run out into the sun. When you don't burst into flames she should get that you were joking.

Either that or you could have her plunge a piece of oak into your heart, but I don't think you want to take it that far.

Answer 9

Wow!! Your friend is gulllible.  

Answer 10

if she is your friend, you could tell her straight and she would understand you were jesting. If she doesnt take this well then she doesnt sound like a very good friend.

Answer 11

Just be like r u kidding me?? I'mm just goth _________ (insert name here). Then if she doesnt believe you show her that u dont have vampire teeth and be like "i eat food not drink blood... ever notice?" and try to make her see your not a vamprie and she just interepreted your joke wrong.

Answer 12

Become preppy.

Answer 13

well your friend isn't very smart

doesnt she realize she would be dead by now if you were a vampire

Answer 14

You should tell her that she is clearly young, naive and impressionable and that you meant you have a gothic look NOT that you are a vampire bu that if they were real you would want to be one, because they seem s**y

Answer 15

HEY DARLING,

__________________YOU ARE YOU!!________________

DON"T ALLOW SOMEONE TO TELL YOU WHAT YOU ARE!!!

__________________I'm Muslim since last week__________________

MY PARENTS THINK I AM A TERRORIST ATTACKER!!!

_________________DON"T BE MAD because its their problem______

Just stay true to yourself and nothing else matters!!!

___________LOVE BEING YOU GIRLE!________________________

Its okay to be called names, but don't let it get to you!!

_________________BE FIERCE______________________

DON"T LET PEOPLE GET TO YOU

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Answer 16

this question is rather refreshing. usually its people thinking they are the vampires and there friends are telling them they are not. just spell it out for her.

Answer 17

you could remind them that vampires do not really exist. or just stand in the sunlight, when you don't turn to dust, they should get it!

Answer 18

Well remind her vampires are not real, stand in sunlight, drink holy water, eat some garlic she will figure it out sooner or later. Dont let her get hold of any sharp sticks just to be safe.

Answer 19

How old are you? You may want to give this person a heads up on reality and let them know that vampires are not real. Or maybe find some new, smarter friends.

Answer 20

Tell her your not a vampire because if you were, according to folklore, you'd be Undead.

  If you were Undead, then why would you bother making friends with her when you could be sucking her blood?

Answer 21

Don't worry about your friends. Be who you want to be. In the long run it will be a lot better for you!

Good Luck!

:)

Answer 22

well maybe u should stop being goth i mean u cant loose a friend if she is close to u and anyways why do u want to be different from ur friends and thats pretty stupid if she thinks ur a vampire

Answer 23

She must be retarded if she thinks ur a vampire, thats kinda stupid, I think shes just being a b******e.

Answer 24

sorry but that is too weird for words. tell her if you were a vampire that she'd already be dead. hahaha

good luck victoriaaa!

(thats just some twilight humor for ya!)

Answer 25

dnt worry

Answer 26

Both you and her read Twilight by Stephenie Meyer and you two can have a good joke and bond with that.  And tell her she is silly for thinking your a vampire.

Answer 27

Lucky for mankind, since 6000 years most youth has been growing out of ridiculous behavior by age 25.

Unfortunatly, some won't and will get stuck in childs games as adults, see Bush, Cheney, Rice.

Answer 28

Meet her on a bright sunny day, wear a string of garlic (or bring garlic bread), then visit a church with her and stand in front of the cross.   That should convince her.

If it doesn't, then bring a hammer and stake and invite her to have a bash...

Answer 29

Ha, talk about gullible.

Answer 30

try and explain it properly to her if that doesnt work then give her a slap, and if THAT doesnt work refer her to a good psychologist lol

Answer 31

One does have to watch what one says to another person.... As you are now finding out.......