My friend was a douche how do I get back at him?

Question

OK the story so far, my friend and I had a small argument. It was just your everyday stupid squabble between friends until he said some EXTREMELY hurtful (But horribly truthful) things which really ruined my day.

Aw. :-(

So I want to get back at him. REAL good. I thought of using laxatives and slipping it into his drink at burger king but apparentally that can go badly wrong.

So basiclly I want a horrendously cruel, brutal, totally unforgiving prank to pull on him.

Any ideas?

Answer 1

whoopie cushion

Answer 2

**** his mom.

Answer 3

push him into a trash incinerator.

just kidding.

Answer 4

i like the idea of the laxatives. but add to it.. who cares if it goes wrong.. you want to get back at him, whats a little hospital visit.

get the laxatives and slip them in food/drink, eye drops are good apparently.. then go find some junkies and tempt them with some crack, get them to rape said friend, and h**l literaly **** himself all during and after. its a classic trust me.

works every time.

Answer 5

get him smashed and get a male prostitute to sleep in bed with him naked

Answer 6

Don't be a brat.  If you are mad at him, speak up.  Don't pull some stupid prank because you are too chicken to confront him.  And if what he said was truthful, why get even anyway?

Answer 7

Do something to his car if he has one =].

Answer 8

Be the bigger person and don't do anything you'll regret. Talk to him if you want to but no name calling or harassment. Don't stoop to his level.

And if it's truthful, you may just have to accept whatever it is.

Answer 9

there is actually a really funny set of pranks from one friend to another on this site collegehumor.com - the jokes start out harmless and escalate to the point of one paying to have the screen at a baseball game show a proposal to the other one's girlfriend.

here's a link to that one

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:177471...

Answer 10

Talk about being immature.

If you're not willing to tell him to his face he was an ***, then you probably deserve what he said to you. This whole prank idea for "revenge" is lame.

Instead, sit down and have a conversation with him. Let him know you're pissed and that he was out of line, make him uncomfortable. Or take the p***y route out--and for the record, I'm a 15 year old girl, and when I call it the p***y route you know I'm being serious.

Answer 11

The best way to do that is to tell him he will get paid back, then let him stew about it a few days/weeks without doing anything. He'll be waiting & wondering. Finally he'll ask what/when. Then you let him know you've already done it but don't tell him how/what. You may need to do it to someone else further down the road. It does work. If what he said was brutally true, then why do you want to pay him back. Wouldn't you rather have a friend be the one to tell you something like that than a total stranger or even worse, someone you don't like. Why would you let a friendship lapse just because He spoke the truth? That just doesn't make a lot of sense to me. We don't any of us, have too many friends.

Answer 12

birdy 113 is right... you should try to talk to him about it instead of tring to get back at him. getting back at him will not solve the problem, it will only make it worse. i can understand u being hurt but if he was your friend y would you want to hurt him too? remember 2 wrongs dont make a right... just try to mend fences with him instead of making matters worse. hope i could help

Answer 13

How about this!

You be the BETTER PERSON!

Especially if it was TRUTHFUL.

Two wrongs don't make a RIGHT...

Two Wongs don't make a WHITE...

But I agree 3 RIGHTS... make a LEFT!

Answer 14

forgiveness is divine.

Answer 15

Okay, you sound slightly psychotic. Maybe you should just stay away from him.  

Answer 16

Sign them up for Scare Tactics.A prank show where they scare people.

Answer 17

WOW.   So, essentially you're saying you can't handle the truth.

Answer 18

umm wow i think maybe u should just talk 2 him about it nd tell him he hurt ur feelings instead of bein so immature about it....

Answer 19

If you get powdered gatorade throw it on them when they are wet it will dye there skin that color.

Answer 20

go to helpero.com go to the how to tab look for computer shutdown prank on the second page. then go to notebook on his computer put in the code and save it to his desktop. then make a copy of the icon right click it go to properties and change the icon the internet icon. then delete his internet icon he will click your icon and it will shut down his computer everytime.

Answer 21

Yes I have it! Post a profile on a g*y dating site with his picture and info in it. When people message you on it, pretend to be him and give them his phone number, maybe even set up a meeting at his house. . I did this to someone and it was hilarious!!!  

Answer 22

Forgive him. Nothing comes of revenge, no matter how petty. If he is truly your friend you would forgive him.  

Answer 23

Start a rumor he has chlamydia.  

Answer 24

Put a dead fish under the seat in his car...