My friends asleep, what do I do?

Question

Well, my friend Douglas and I are hanging out, and he's asleep. What should I do to him?

Answer 1

Cover him in itching powder.

Answer 2

Joint him...no more question..

Answer 3

I prefer nor to comment on.....  

but in the trips we passed paints in the faces of who he/she sleeps first... it cremates dental.... we passed lipstick... we changed the clothes and we photographed.... hehe...  

but he is your friend and you would not make a thing of those.....  

  

I am 17 years old  

my msn [e-mail]  

and my friends are also sleeping and I am without anybody to talk...  

me add... in fact, I am Brazilian... and I am sleepless....

Answer 4

get some headphones, put them in his ears and blast them REALL loud

Answer 5

put his hand in a cup of warm water

Answer 6

hump him

Answer 7

Don't be a jerk... let him sleep.

Answer 8

f**k him

Answer 9

put a hot dog weenie in his pants lol or draw a mustache and take a picture then put it on your myspace! and umm paint his nails pink with nail polish (lil sisters?) o and f**t on his pillow bare butt though to give him pink eye! (thank you knocked up!)

Answer 10

Well that's not very nice to do stuff to your friend in his sleep x(

But I'd say the worst you could do to him is stick his hand in warm water.

Answer 11

bj

Answer 12

mostach and i you have acces make up lol

Answer 13

draw a mustache on him with permanent marker...put shaving cream on him and take some makeup on him and paint his nails... =D if u even have any of that stuff.....

Answer 14

draw a hitler mustache on him  

Answer 15

Go to bed!

Answer 16

What kind of person is he does he get mad easy if not do what u want.

Answer 17

but ur d**k or balls in his mouth...lol h**l freak out

Answer 18

take a black marker and draw a mustache

or take shaving cream put it in his hand and tickles his face

or wake him up by ripping a big one in his face lmfao

Answer 19

Grab a bottle of pancake syrup and pour it all over his clothes. Then fill a large water balloon with soda, and throw it at his face.

Answer 20

ha ha, bj. ha ha. for real though, dont do that.

Answer 21

Give him subliminal messages to scare the **** outta him.  Then put whip cream on his hand and punch him in the face.  If he hasn't pissed his pants yet show him a video of the Give Me More performance by Britney Spears at the MTV award show last year.  He's gonna p**s his pants.--- If none of this works just teabag him and put pubes on his face.  Then take a dump in the same spot and strangle him to death.

Answer 22

That might depend on just how good a friend he is.

Answer 23

shave off an eyebrow, ONLY ONE!! or for something less mean then get a bowl of luke warm water and if he has a dangling hand then put his hand in it (will wet the bed) or u can spit in his mouth and video tape it ect...

Answer 24

Put your d**k by his mouth and take a picture

Answer 25

wake him up by pouring ice cold liquids on his head or down the back of his shirt. then run away as fast as you can.

or you could just politely wake him up by tapping him and saying," hey douglas, wake up please."

Answer 26

Put whipcream on him and cover cat fur all over him =)

Answer 27

f**t on his face until his face explodes!!!

Answer 28

haha the dude above me said bj.. lol. iono slap him in the face or something..