My fundie neighbor informed me that I was going to h**l, was it wrong of me to suggest we carpool?

Question

My fundie neighbor informed me that I was going to h**l, was it wrong of me to suggest we carpool?

Answer 1

Well, you'd have to work out how to die at the same time.  

Answer 2

Report your neighbour for harassment. Then carpool with someone else.

Answer 3

Good answer, h**l and the Devil only exist if you believe in it. That's where it gets its power. People believing that they are real.

Answer 4

no, that was pure genius.

Answer 5

Hey! I have seen this question before. hmmm

Answer 6

rofl I think it was magnanimous of you.

Answer 7

Of course not. Carpooling helps save money and it pollutes less.

Answer 8

You're the better person.

Answer 9

looool

Answer 10

car pool it would be good for the soul

Answer 11

Wow, lol.

Answer 12

LMAO! good one!

Answer 13

haha thanks for that :D  

Answer 14

No. Carpooling may be appropriate, considering h**l is the common grave we all go to.  It is just the destination time for you both may be different.  Possibly hanging around a cemetery  a couple years might not be bad so some.  I would not enjoy it myself.

Answer 15

Judge yourself.

Mat 5:44  But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;  

Answer 16

No, you did right and I shall endeavour to remember the answer.

Answer 17

Yes, you probably drive a Honda.

Answer 18

That's a great idea, but your poor neighbor  is already in h**l and doesn't know it yet. So you'll need to arrange your own transportation.  

Answer 19

Was he a Muslim?

You can say you do not believe in h**l  

Answer 20

Thats one of the better responses I've heard. I'll use it next time one of my fundy Christian brothers or sisters tells me I'm going to h**l because I don't read everything in the bible literally.

Answer 21

XD No, that's brilliant! I imagine it shut your neighbour up pretty fast too.