My g/f says we will hear the patter of tiny feet. Has she got crabs again ?

Question

My g/f says we will hear the patter of tiny feet. Has she got crabs again ?

Answer 1

Eew, lol.

Answer 2

not crabs but zombie crabs...  

Answer 3

She's going to wrap the hamster's feet in tin foil.

Answer 4

hehe yes, i apologise for giving her that

Answer 5

IS SARAH PALINS DAUGHTER YOUR GIRLFRIEND

sure does.....well possible prego with twins

Answer 6

Are you a licky-L*****n? .... ;-)

Answer 7

LMAO that was funny. If that's the case then I wish you the best of luck.  

Answer 8

ha that's cute

Answer 9

No.  I think she's got a kitten hidden in the closet.  Soon you'll be sneezing and scratching.  In no time at all, you'll be sharing the bed with a 24 lb. pusseycat AND the wife.  Guess who'll get all the petting!

Answer 10

She is pregnant

Answer 11

Wow. Alternate lifestyles rock. brace yourself for a shock.

Answer 12

Either that or the midgets that live in the apartment above you are home for their two weeks off from their job on the oil rig!

Answer 13

Thanks for sharing that with us.

Answer 14

She does if she also hears "snip snip"

and wakes to a clean trim.

Answer 15

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, I am still rolling on the floor laughing

Answer 16

Your screwed...♥

Answer 17

haha... Yeah and your headed right for adultery!! LOL

Answer 18

lol  that actually made me laugh out loud.  thanks, i needed that to start the morning off right!

Answer 19

Oh no. She's only gone and bought that scraggy flea bitten pup from the brothel.

Answer 20

mhm

Answer 21

Hahaha nice

Answer 22

interesting lol

Answer 23

thats good

Answer 24

Haha, I like it ;)

Answer 25

Have you been cottaging again, she caught them off you !

Good Luck.X :-)

Answer 26

Haha - she's pregnant