My geo metro is not working?

Question

I TOOK IT TO MA MECHANIC AND HE TOLD ME THAT MY HEADS AREN'T HEADING RIGHT, MY CAMS AREN'T CAMMING RIGHT, AND MY COMPUTER HAS A VIRUS. AND HE MENTION SOMERTHING ABOUT MY MUFFLER BARRINGS AND BLINKER FLUID.

PS: IM A GIRL SO I HAVE NO IDEA IF THIS IS TRUE.

Answer 1

Very funny!

Your Geo Metro is probably not working because it's a holiday weekend and it has the weekend off.

Bearings not barrings, It should have a chrome plated muffler bearing for maximum performance and blinker fluid does not need service as long as it has not leaked from the electron reservoir.

Answer 2

how much is the fix, if it cost like $500 buy another used car  

Answer 3

Does it sound very bad? Does the engine run smoothly? And blinker fluid is a classic ripoff. Get another mechanic. Ask people you trust for recommendations.