My gf wants to go to a nude beach?

Question

Just wondering if there is any "nude beach etiquette" that I should know. Also kinda worried if people will be offened if something "pops up"...

Answer 1

if something pops u can dig a hole in the ground.lol or u can let u flag hang high .ha jk they don't really care about ur Woody.

Answer 2

What's good for the "goose," is good for the "gander."

Just remember, there are plenty of camera's. Smile. <}:-})

Answer 3

Based on Paris Hilton's show, "Real Life", I learned everyone sits on a towel.

Answer 4

lol i dont think there will mostly g*y men and old ppl go

Answer 5

I wish there was

Answer 6

SUNSCREEN!!!!!!!! And I mean the good stuff too!!! Find like a SPF 70 or something. You really don't want your boys sunburned.

Odie

Answer 7

Never stare or gawk at anyone.

Leave the camera at home.

Bring towels, food, sunblock, hat, etc, and leave no garbage behind.

NO SEXUAL ACTIVITY.

If you get an erection, roll over or cover it.  It's very uncool.

Remember, these are family places.  Think about kids being on the beach.  Most women also go to these beaches to relax.  Some dude with an erection is seen as sexually threatening.

You have to allow your body to have an erection.  Don't allow it.

It's a very common anxiety, but it rarely happens, and when it does, the guy is well mannered enough to hide it.

Answer 8

Rule number one: Be careful. No stepping on thorns or pricks.