My girlfriend I and want to have s*x on my surfboard but we keep falling off ! Any suggestions?

Question

My girlfriend I and want to have s*x on my surfboard but we keep falling off ! Any suggestions?

Answer 1

There are non-slip mats that you can buy from stores like Target.  They are used to keep dishes from sliping.  Give them a try :)

Answer 2

do it on the beach or closes to shore

Answer 3

Got any more intelligent q`s to ask? Try being civilized, that will help.

Answer 4

Place rubberised bath mats on top , Then cover with sheet or towel. Voila!!!!!!!! Your problem should be solved.

Good luck xxxxxx.

Answer 5

don't do it! Do it on a bedspread full of surfboards. (Billabong sells them)

Answer 6

send her to me and i'll train her to do it right

Answer 7

It's kind of hard to put your hand down your pants and surf.

Answer 8

maybe it needs to be bigger!   LMAO