My girlfriend loves to swallow my s***n, she is concerned that it is quite high in calories though.?

Question

Does anybody have a breakdown on the nutritional information of s***n?

Answer 1

Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7 calories and some 200 - 500 million sperm. Since sperm make up only about 1 percent of s***n, the other 99 percent is Fructose sugar, Water, Ascorbic acid (a.k.a., vitamin C), and Citric acid

Answer 2

thats ╙ucking disgusting. That's like, perveted!

Answer 3

whats s***n??

lol just kidding :)  

Answer 4

OMG U GOTTA BE KIDDING LOL

I DIDNT KNOW THAT!!!

LOL

im obsessed with my weight every cal counts

omg

my bf is guna hate u lol, lmao u get stars for this lmao

x

Answer 5

A teaspoon of s***n is equal to 2,000 calories which is the average daily intake...Crazy,I know.Tell her to cut down on the s***n shakes,she may loose a few pounds.

Answer 6

Yes it's very fattening tell her to switch to the Weight Watchers version instead.

Answer 7

its not; it has like 3 cals i think per squirt....ew lol

Answer 8

"A typical ejaculation fills up about one teaspoon; the actual amount is determined by a man's age (younger men usually make more s***n), when he last ejaculated, and how long he's aroused before ejaculating, among other factors. Contrary to what you've heard, s***n is not loaded with calories. Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7 calories and some 200 - 500 million sperm. Since sperm make up only about 1 percent of s***n, what accounts for the other 99 percent? Well, its other ingredients include:

Fructose sugar

Water

Ascorbic acid (a.k.a., vitamin C)

Citric acid

Enzymes

Protein

Phosphate and bicarbonate buffers (bases)

Zinc

Can swallowing s***n enrich a poor diet? Unless you're gulping gallons of it each day, it's no substitute for real nutritious cuisine."

Answer 9

I love swallowing s***n..its just so tasty

mmmmm yummay!!

anyone wanna *** in my mouth :P

Answer 10

Are you 16? You sound like someone I know from school!!

Do I know you?

Anyway its perfectly safe if she swallows your juice. As long shes sporty and stuff, she wont gain weight like that.

s***n only contains like 5-10 calories depending on your reserves!

Answer 11

ive heard that its good for you, as it doesnt have any calories, or not alot. i hate the taste of it. how any girl can like it is beyond me

Answer 12

Average of 75 calories. This is a stupid concern though. Good grief.  

Answer 13

omg.. how many cals per tbspn?

Answer 14

I noticed that someone mentioned the taste...

Every man's s***n tastes different.  Some guys have quite salty s***n, some guys are quite bitter... Some are frankly delicious.  So if a woman doesn't like it with her current partner she might like it with the next.  It's always worth trying at least once!

Answer 15

s***n is not high in calories. It is made up of: sugar, water, enzymes, protein, zinc and citric and vitamin C.

Answer 16

tell her i got low calorie s***n =]

Answer 17

heck ya it is! you bes make her run everyday or shell get fatter n fatter...unless you like her that way.

Answer 18

not many cals so keep on pumping

Answer 19

I don't remember the details, but I do remember that the food value of s***n is almost identical to egg white.  Lots of protein.  Very little fat. Practically no carbs. Very low in calories.

Enjoy!

Answer 20

you should have a Nutritional Value label on your d***k. It is the law!

Answer 21

i think its high protein.. good for u.. u should have a shot too

Answer 22

you my friend are a lucky person.

Answer 23

No there are no calories and it taste great.  

Answer 24

Fun Facts About s***n

The average volume of ejaculate is around a half-teaspoon.

A load of ejaculate contains 40 million to 600 million sperm.

Ejaculate does not have a significant amount of calories. You'd have to ingest 400 loads to equal the calorie content of a "death by chocolate" dessert.

Besides sperm, s***n is made of secretions from the seven lower urinary tract structures. These strangely named structures include: epididymis, vas deferens, ampullae of the vas, seminal vesicle, prostate, Cowper's glands and glands of Littre. s***n itself has high concentrations of potassium, zinc, citric acid, fructose, phosphorylcholine, spermine, free amino acids, prostaglandins and enzymes, which nourish and protect the sperm.

Answer 25

Each tsp of s***n is only 5-7 calories...LOL...weird that I know that.