My girlfriend uses anti bacterial soap but still gets spots,can you suggest somewhere dark to go for a date?

Question

My girlfriend uses anti bacterial soap but still gets spots,can you suggest somewhere dark to go for a date?

Answer 1

wow

Answer 2

spots?  

tell her to stop bathing in the dishwasher,

and that should clear right up.

Answer 3

Plan a night in with carry out and brews and dirty movies.  

Answer 4

Go out somewhere at night time.

Answer 5

What the f*ck is wrong with you?

Take her to a bar that uses black lights, then they'll be too bust staring at her teeth...Good Morning Wil

Answer 6

i don't understand? um why don't you break up with her if you are that shallow.  

Answer 7

Just stuff her head in a paper bag then you can even go out in the daytime.

Answer 8

Harlem

Answer 9

under the duvet?

up the chimmeny?

space?

anywhere you want

Answer 10

Under the bed....

Answer 11

Laser tag  

Answer 12

ur wierd.

Answer 13

What kind of spots?  Zits?

Go to a movie.  It's dark in there.

Why date her if you are ashamed of her?

Answer 14

take her to the movies and have her give you head in the backrow so you don't have to look at her face.