A man wants to be an eskimo, so he goes to an eskimo chief. The man says, "What do I have to do to be an eskimo?" The chief says, "First, you must drink a gallon of 90- proof rum without passing out. Then, you must kill a polar bear. And finally, you have to do it to an eskimo broad. Then, you will be an eskimo." And so the man drinks the 90- proof rum without passing out, then he goes to kill the polar bear. A few hours later, the man returns. His clothes are torn and blood stained, and he looks terrible. He says to the chief, "So, where's this eskimo broad that you want me to kill?"
The look on the eskimo chief's face was priceless.
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