My good joke. please read!! Please star if u liked it?

Question

A married couple were celebrating there 75th anniversary. News reporters were all around. One news reporter asked the couple how they manage to stay together for so long. The husband answered " Once we went for horse riding. My horse was fine but the horse on which my wife sat was a little crazy. The horse dropped her down and she was very calm and told the horse'' this is your first time''. I couldnt understand but we rode on. The horse again dropped her. Still maintaining her cool she told the horse ''this is your second time''. The third time the horse dropped she took out a gun and shot it. I said to her "are you crazy, you killed a poor animal". My wife said '' this is your first time''. From then we have lived happily ever after.

Star it =))

Answer 1

sad

Answer 2

lol, except for the part she killed the horsey

Answer 3

nice one mate  

Answer 4

hahahah thats soo funny!!

*star*

Answer 5

that was weak dude!

Answer 6

tehehe

Answer 7

this is dumn

Answer 8

it was alrite..doesnt deserve a star tho

Answer 9

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Answer 10

Hahahahahaha! that was hilarious!

Answer 11

lol

Answer 12

kinda funny

Answer 13

Star for you here's another one.

Little Johnny came home early from school and started calling his mother with no answer. He finally went up stairs and saw the bedroom door was open a little. When he peered in, he saw his dad on the bed with the maid so he quietly went outside and waited for his mother.

When she showed up with some groceries, he said "Mommy, Mommy guess what I saw? I saw daddy upstairs on the bed with the maid and they were......."

And his Mother said, "Stop right there, Johnny". Wait until supper tonight when the maid is serving the meal. When I wink at you, and then tell me the story."

At supper when all were seated and being served by the maid, she winked and Johnny began again.

"Mommy, when I got home from school early today, I was looking for you and saw daddy on the bed with the maid. They were doing the same thing that I saw you and Uncle Phil doing at the cottage last summer."

Answer 14

that is funny!

i feel sorry for the horse, but still good!

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Answer 15

have heard this before.. its a gud joke though

Answer 16

That was pretty good! Like it. Starred u!

Answer 17

Ok, so that means when it is the man's 3d time she's going to kill him? It's funny...but why did he marry her in the first place?

Answer 18

lol !! aww poor horse! Lol very good

********* have a star ***********

Answer 19

wait....im not a blonde but i dont get it..=/

Answer 20

you're right, this is a very good joke. thank you for sharing it with me.

Answer 21

I think I'm going to have and go horse back riding with my boyfriend now... ;)

Loved it :D a Star for you!

Answer 22

LMAO, I love THAT!

Answer 23

Hahahahaha...joke of the day....i will send it to my newly married son...lol

Answer 24

that's funny slightly distubing but funny!

Answer 25

LOL thats wonderful!