My howler monkey just stole the police chief's hat and then flipped him off.?

Question

What mischief is your monkey up to?

Answer 1

Asking and answering questions on Y!A apparently LOL

Answer 2

Let's just say I'm getting sick and tired of burying rhesus monkey's wearing mascara and high heels in my back yard.  

I tried turning him in but for some reason the policeman just gave me some Skittles and walked away.

Answer 3

my monkey is standing guard of the good bananas at the market until i can get there and buy them.

Answer 4

he's riding a dog for taco johns...!

Answer 5

Mine is handing out protection to all our clients..We have very high rate of no icky icky.

Answer 6

Futility is so full of it. His monkey's in my hotel room. Getting spanked.

Answer 7

I had to go pick Zsa Zsa up from jail.  She apparently got arrested for stealing face cream and lipstick from the Quang Binh Rite-Aid.

d**n monkeys are out of control.

Answer 8

My monkey's moping about the hallway outside Punky's room. He's jealous and wants a spanking, too.

Answer 9

A bunch of us are back at the hotel playing poker. My monkey is up $50...

Answer 10

My Rhesus is deceased.

Unfortunately, the local chefs think there's no WRONG way to eat a Rhesus.

Answer 11

My Monkey is Next Door with his GFs.....!!