My husband's ideal of foreplay is swolling a pill and telling me...?

Question

s*x in 30 mintues!!

What should i chose, The frying pan against the back of his head or a super wedgie with his boxers? This just isn't foreplay!

Answer 1

At least he's taking the pill and you are getting some. Don't complain!

I'm only 25 and I'm dealing with an almost sexless relationship with a 31 year old with some issues (young eh?) who is embarrassed to take it. (Sounds like I'm complaining but I'm not all I'm saying is you really shouldn't!)

Answer 2

Well, next time he does it, tell him your going on answers and not getting off the PC till he learns what foreplay is.  When that pill kicks in, im sure he'll figure something out pretty quick.  If not smack him with the fry pan and put him out like a light bulb.

Answer 3

frying pan, make him work for it while hes waiting he could be pleasing you, get yours girlfriend because once its over for them you know its over

Answer 4

Tell him to pleasure you until the 30 minutes are up and then have mind blowing relations.

Answer 5

If he needs a pill then you need to start some different foreplay. find what he likes and rock his world  

Answer 6

I think that I would be telling him no thanks.  

Answer 7

I like your husbands style :)

Say hello to him

Answer 8

um, what comes around goes around, so to speak, if he is needing to take pills before s*x then maybe the lack of foreplay goes both ways??! !!!!!!!

Answer 9

i chose the first..lol!

Answer 10

Explain to him nicely what you expect him to be doing during that 30 minute lead time and if he doesn't do it, well...when that 30 minute timer goes off simply wish him well with his little blue pill, roll over and go to sleep. :)

Answer 11

fall asleep in 20 mins  

Answer 12

Put him on P.R. now. Teach the boy that he has to work.  

Answer 13

Next time, tell him that that 30 minutes should be used to get you ready. Make sure that you don't say this in a mean way. Just say that you want him so badly you want to spend the next thirty minutes with him.

Answer 14

The man has to take a pill before he can even  have s*x with you, how much foreplay do you really expect?

Answer 15

if you want to be cruel...tell him now or none.

Answer 16

tie him to the bed and show him the meaning of foreplay.