My husband Really wants His Hoe to sparkle?

Question

Any suggestions?

Answer 1

spit n elbow grease

Answer 2

Tell him to have an extra drink or six before he takes her out to the garden to use her. Everything looks batter ('hiccup'), I mean better - after a few extra drinks.

He could also rub her down with some oil. No, wait – that wouldn’t work, you said sparkle, not glisten.

EDIT: Hey "GRANT. Y" - with spit n elbow grease, who needs a hoe.

Answer 3

victoria's secret

Answer 4

To keep a hoe really sparkly, he should take a file to it regularly. Especially if the hoe is used regularly, the edge can get dull and unsightly fairly quickly. Tell him to use a flat file to put the edge back on his hoe, and to keep it sharp. I'd recommend using a file or a rasp on the hoe's edge before every use for maximum performance. In between uses, keep that hoe in a bucket of oily sand to keep it from getting rusty.

(Either that, or paint it gold!)

Answer 5

Reminds me of a joke.

Santa was at the shopping mall and went "Hoe, Hoe, Hoe!"

And three women reported him.

Answer 6

I am assuming you are talking about the gardening tool for getting weeds out of the garden?  After using all his gardening instruments he should wash them off and clean them with cold water and then oil them down with vegetable oil.  Don't leave them out in the middle of the yard like my husband does.  You don't want a rusty hoe!

Answer 7

sprinkle some glitter on her.

Answer 8

he needs to give his hoe a good cleaning,

maybe take the hoe out for dinner and a movie afterwards

Answer 9

That's nice.  While he is sparkling his hoe, how about I mow your lawn.

Answer 10

They make a pill for that.

Answer 11

Pay her more.