My husband Scotch Mist, is always cheating on me?

Question

My Husband, bless his little cotton socks, is always running around on me.

I go to work every day for about 12 hours. He doesn't work, all he does is play with his award winning earless goat Waffles, drink, and hit on women.

Every time I turn around he's talking to another woman and flirting.

Yesterday, I came home from work and I found a huge pair of women's underwear in my bed.

I'm very small, that underwear looked like it fell of a cow.

(no insults to cows)

Should I divorce him?

Answer 1

Advice?  Get rid of the bum now.  He is a lazy no goodnick and he will never change.  You deserve better.

Answer 2

OMG!! YES! Divorce him!

Then put your skihat back on. You look silly.

Answer 3

Oh Honey, those were probably his underpants.

You know how he likes to dress up in women's clothes!!!

TB there's apparently very little you know about me, so don't make me block your azz!!!

Answer 4

OMG!!!  I'm shocked he doesn't seem the flirting type that hit on women .........

(((wasn't mine)))   lol if they were barbie's size then???????  

Answer 5

Yes leave him. If you cant trust him. To me a man that is to lazy to work isn't worth having anyway.

Answer 6

sounds to me like you're husbands been

dipping his wick while you were away, i would

kick his sorry azz out the door :)

Answer 7

Good Evening Mrs Mist

Marriage guidance councillor Snizz might be able to help. Or you could invest in a chastity device, like a cage!

Answer 8

Divorce  him on grounds of stupidity---did you notice flour around the bed?

Answer 9

their you are gorgeous, that was my mothers

underwear i had to get her to come over to

look after me since you abandoned me, she

slept in our bed and me and waffles got the spare room, you still haven't explained the bruise

on you're neck, it wasn't their when you left,

think you're telling me porkies :)

Answer 10

after washing some clothes shrink, but others mutilate..:P.LOL

Answer 11

Are you sure they aren't the goats underwear?  

Answer 12

You poor thing-stuff the pants with straw and hang them on the line-that will shame him lol or you lol

Answer 13

I think the underwear belong to Snizz lol

Just kidding lol

We all know snizz is a size 10

Answer 14

Lulu from the Law Offices of Notta & Lotta best bogus attorney in the community here to fight for you....(after my shower)

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Dissolution  Marriage  

Answer 15

well I wouldnt' divorce him if he has a huge trust fund.