My husband knows the answers to everything - why don't governments consult him?

Question

My husband knows the answers to everything - why don't governments consult him?

Answer 1

He wouldnt have the time he's got to answer all your questions

Answer 2

coz they probably couldn't get a word in edgeways!

Answer 3

I wish my wife had a sense of humor sometimes.

Answer 4

What would a Government want with someone who knows the right answers?

Governments consult IDIOTS!

Answer 5

you must be Laura bush, right?

Answer 6

Sorry, they're too busy talking to my wife who has that same capacity.

Answer 7

they couldn't afford him, if only they could cook like you they could get advise for nothing ; )

Answer 8

Listen, Cherie, right? Let Tony get on with his life and put the whole Prime Minister business behind him. You know Gordon has too much pride to be back running to Tony, it just wouldn't look good for him and God knows he has enough bad PR to deal with and not have people saying he can't cope.

Is it not enough that David Cameron has modelled himself on your husband? Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, you know.

And as for Bush, it's over his head anyway- his Dad knows best!

=)

Answer 9

Is your husband named Gordon Brown!By any chance??Because no one takes any notice of him either!!

Answer 10

Have you asked him?

Answer 11

LOL, It's just the opposite in my household.

Answer 12

Unless your husband is CEO of a multi-billion dollar corporation and major republican party contributor his counsel, regardless of its value, is of no interest to our 'government of, by and for the people.'

Answer 13

They are afraid to approach him because of the depth of his wisdom...probably

Answer 14

because things would probaly run alot smoother thats why they dont put jeremy clarkson in power. anyone with any sense cant be in parliment.

Answer 15

They probably do. That's why everything's so screwed up.

Answer 16

Perhaps because he's a know all?!?

Answer 17

Because they don't want to hear his yap. They just want him to be a good boy and go to work so he can pay those taxes.

Answer 18

All husbands know everything silly, just ask us.

Answer 19

sorry but i think its as they have there eye on my husband as he knows everything and could put the whole country right in a day  so he thinks

Answer 20

Because they have millions of husbands like that.  Most of them already work for the government!

Answer 21

because they are consulting my wife