My illegitemate son has invented a backpack with built-in helium ?

Question

compartments, it reduces 100lbs. of weight down to 12 lbs.should he patent it or just try and find a manufacturer, it really works.

Answer 1

I think this question is taking the p**s to be honest, read it again people:

My illegitemate son has invented a backpack with built-in helium compartments.

Does that sound serious to you?

THIS QUESTION IS A p**s TAKE LOL!!! STOP GETTING ALL HYPED ABOUT IT!

Answer 2

You should go check out the guy asking questions over in Biology on 'are frogs bottoms watertight', and jet propulsion.  You could team up and make a fortune.

cheers,

Igotta De Daftanza

Answer 3

Must be a big bag pack when you consider that 1 sq ft of helium lifts 28.2 grams at normal sea level and temp i.e. 70 degrees. If you put that 1 sq foot of helium into a balloon that weighs 10 grams you have 18.2 grams of lift left. 454 grams to 1 Ib = 45,400 grams to 100 Ibs. Therefore you need 1,609.92 sqf of helium to lift 100 Ibs.

Why do we need to know about his illegitimacy?

Answer 4

Do you know how much helium it takes to lift one kilo, I think he inhales it so he can talk like a prat in various tones, if he told you about his invention, stop believing in father xmas & this may astonish you but fairies ar'nt real either, Ive been an engineer for 40ish years trust me!

Answer 5

CONGRATS! Patent it!

Answer 6

This sounds a real gas. If you use it in industry, things like fork lift trucks argon. You could fit lights to use it at nightrogen. As for side effects, well I can Xenon.

Answer 7

Wow I Want One! I Think He Should Try To Find A Manufacturer And Your Son Will Be Rich :P

Answer 8

I heard that the world was running out of Helium.

Answer 9

Couldn't you just call him  ' your son'.

Answer 10

no1 cares if he was born b4 u were married! y did u say that?!