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My inflatable girlfriend, Dolly just passed away because of a seam leak. How long should I wait before?

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I start dating again?

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  1. Well, she may yet recover because she has an inflated ego.  Just patch her up, bee careful to not over-inflate said ego and use lube.

    Hope eye helped


  2. I bought my husband one as a joke the dog chewed her it wasnt pretty and he wanted me to bring home another women some things just dont work out do you know what I am saying

  3. I think a properer burial is necessary.

    After you cut her up to use as patches for future girlfriends of course. What ever is left you can recycle.

  4. hahaha thanks for making me laugh

  5. HAHAHA......you rule dude!

  6. As long as it take you to get to the store

    SteveC

  7. LOL...are u kidding:) Better make it 6mts,if u were that attached to her.....HAHAHAH

  8. Harry, can't you fix Dolly?  Surely you two have been through some hard times, and now you just want to throw it all away?  Well, I think you should reconsider the dating scene, no one can put the wind in your sails like she can!  Good luck, Jen  

  9. Hahahahahahaha

    You naughty boy.....

  10. Dear Don Juan in the Valley of the Dolls.....show your Plastic Princess some respect...she may have blown it this time but, a little Gorilla Glue goes a long way in making her feel like a new woman!

  11.     It seams to me it's a blessing. You needed a breath of fresh air.Things sometime blow up in your face and things seam flat.But as the three bears know, if you keep huffing and puffing, you can blow the whole house down. Perhaps a smaller cup? Now that's a mouth full!

  12. Just "lay her" to rest

    :)~

  13. Get yourself a fleshlight and forget that w***e ever existed!

  14. one month

    (well, it can take that long to get a new one shipped after they cash your postal order because you donjt have a bank account...um,oh! yea I mean thats what I heard...

  15. as soon as UPS sends u ur delivery  

  16. I don't think Dolly's spirit would be hurt if you started dating again right away. Maybe you should find a girlfriend that won't spring a leak.

  17. Microwave a banana peel for your next fling.

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