My lady friend has begun to malfunction after only light use?

Question

A funny sound emanates from her when out in public and she makes my hair stand on end during intimate moments , advice please

Answer 1

Change the batteries, or buy a new one.

Answer 2

change it, if its in warranty

john

Answer 3

Sorry, my fault

Answer 4

is she talking lmfao!:)

Answer 5

Use earplugs.

Answer 6

rewind?

Answer 7

Check manufacturer's warranty and return for repair, replacement or partial refund. Be sure to carefully package in original shipping carton and include copy of receipt.  Be careful though, her quirks may grow on you.

Answer 8

check her out with a gieger counter

Answer 9

you need to re-inflate her

inflatable sheep lose air after a few uses.

Answer 10

Looks like you'll have to change her for a 'blow up' one, you should have no problems then .. !!..xx

Answer 11

Sounds like she needs either a tune up or a lube job, or perhaps both.

Answer 12

Give it a business hand Lawlz

Answer 13

start shaving your hand.

Answer 14

You need to buy a new doll .... don't take the new one outside as the sun and rain damages the latex.  

Answer 15

Mr. C.--

Please refer to the Companion's Manual for your lady friend. What you believe to be malfunctions are very normal, and actually bonus features of your particular friend.

The funny sounds emanating from her in public are what we've labeled "Vocalities", which randomly may include speech, song, laughter, tears, listening noises or eructions of natural gas (which are not restricted to vocalization)--a warning "coughing and sneezing" vocalization has been included to let you know when your friend needs more than routine care.

As for hair-raising moments during intimacy, you're complaining???

Answer 16

Maybe she's taking a 'coffee break'.....

Answer 17

thats odd

Answer 18

She might be experiencing technical difficulties.

:)

Answer 19

i dont get it.......

Answer 20

BYE HER A DISHWASHER IT WORKED FOR ME

Answer 21

uhhh... stupid question!

Answer 22

I'm not as clever as the rest of y'all

But I seriously don't think i've ever laughed so hard at this question and their answers in all my many days on Y!A....

Thank you to all for your wit...hehehe

Answer 23

Get new batteries..

Answer 24

Things don't seem to be working out for you two, you're gonna have to let her down gently