My lava lamp is being very silly lately and I wanna know if it's aliens doing it!?

Question

Aliens have openly taken control of every lava lamp in my household for the past 3 years. It makes me uncomfortable and quite uneasy. I also sometimes get tired and sleep for 14 hours and 12 hours. WTF am I supposed to do?! No one believes me and now I just purchased another lava lamp.

Answer 1

Dig a hole and cover it up.  Believe me, it will work.  This happened to me too.

Answer 2

I'll try to talk with them in my weekly tea session with the leader of the UAN (united alien nations), Talheka.  

Answer 3

You failed to mention what makes you think that aliens have taken control of your lava lamps, or why they would bother to do something like that.  You should stop buying lava lamps and stop plugging in the ones you have.  Also, you should see a counselor to see what might be causing this obsession.  If you are actually seeing aliens, I can't say whether they are real or not.  The lava lamp obsession and sleeping 12-14 hours sounds as if you may be on some type of drug that causes hallucinations.  Maybe you need to see your doctor about whatever medications you are on.  Then you can see whether you are still having alien and lava lamp problems.

Answer 4

put down the peace pipe lil broseph

Answer 5

You need a psychiatrist! Seriously!

Answer 6

Turn it upside down.  It won't be silly any more.

There are no aliens here.  Turn off the light.  Go to bed.  Sleep tight.  Sweet dreams.  Clear skies.

Answer 7

Buy more lava lamps. The aliens can only control so many at a given time.  

Answer 8

That's not lava inside. It's a pod that aliens store their alien-human babies until they are ready to hatch.

As long as they don't mess with your black-light posters and bean bag chairs it's all good.