My left t******e is swollen from kick what should I do? ?

Question

I dont have insurance and my left t******e was kicked and its the size of a pear. What can I do about this? Any medication? No pain in stomache.

Answer 1

Put an ice pack on it.  If the swelling doesn't go down, you should give the doctor a call.

Answer 2

I would try some ice.

Answer 3

Stop telling your woman to have a hot meal on the table when you get home.

Try ice...or take Charles' advice...

Answer 4

You should seriously go to the doctor, think about it. Its go to the doctor and pay a couple thousand at most or risk losing the t******e all together. If you don't get it repaired you might not be able to ever have kids. Seriously dude, go to the doctor.

Answer 5

1) Hot needle

2) Wine glass

3) Gullible friend

Answer 6

lol. Steve C got it right make ice your friend. Tylenol if you need it. Or booze if you can.

Answer 7

You're nuts if you don't take care of your nuts. To heck with affordability. That's your family jewels, your future posterity, 1)  Go to the ER and gedt checked out

2)  Cal the police and report an assault on your person. Criminal charges could come from it, and/or you could sue civilly and have your medical expenses, and your pain & suppering reimbursed

There's enough potential damage here that if you don't see to it medically, the only nuts you could end up with are the ones replacing your brains.

Answer 8

see the Doc........if not get someone to kick the other one ......so at least you'll have a matching pair.............

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Answer 9

If it is the size of a pear, you should marinade it in sugar syrup and can it.

*cries*

Answer 10

Wear your cup when playing Soccer

Answer 11

Put some ice on it bro

lol

SteveC

Answer 12

You didn't say if you have discoloration but if you have swelling, pain and discoloration (ecchymosis) you need to go to the hospital.  This system is related to your urological system and could require surgical intervention.  

Also, most hospitals have indigent funds, particularly non-profit hospitals.  Ask for the papers you need to fill out and complete them within 30 days and your bill will be taken care of.

Answer 13

Jack off.