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My life is a mess~~!!!!!!!!

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A poodle and a collie were walking down the street. The poodle turned to the collie and complained, "My life is a mess. My owner is mean, my girlfriend is having an affair with a German shepherd, and I'm nervous as a cat."

"Why don't you go see a psychiatrist?" asked the collie.

"I can't," replied the poodle. "I'm not allowed on the couch."

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  1. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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  2. hee hee nice one!

  3. How daft is that? Nice one...!

  4. Good one.

  5. lol (Y) haha that made my liver secrete strange acid :D  

  6. Thats a nice joke. Ur a good joker!!!!

  7. HAHAHA  

  8. its a nice one

  9. haa.

    it took me a while but I got it. thats kinda cornyy...but somewhat funny.

    :D

  10. that's a nice joke


  11. aawwwwwwwwwww

    thats so god dam cute cc

    loved it loved it loved it

    x x x

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