My life is screwed up?

Question

i'm a cannibal my best friend is a hippie my dad is a werewolf my mom is a vampire my brother is the easter bunny my sister is the tooth fairy and our dog can talk!

Answer 1

uhhhh interesting life

Answer 2

Well, on the bright side - at least your dad, brother, sister and dog doesn't need to worry about ending up on your plate *smile***

Answer 3

you forgot one, you're an idiot...

Answer 4

I was going to say;join the club but your menage is too far out to have a club.

Answer 5

get help

Answer 6

So just what the h**l is your "Question"  ???

Tell your dog to call a cab and get the h**l away from there.

Answer 7

OMG!!!!!!

I Thought I Was The Only One!!!

I Am Being Serious I Swear xD

Answer 8

nice.

Answer 9

i just need some points

Answer 10

was this before or after a few to many drinks