My lobster husband came back from the dead, and I don't know what to do.?

Question

He clawed right through the ground where I buried him.

http://www.birdwatchersdigest.com/blog/uploaded_images/LobsterClaw-729128.jpg

Probably shouldn't have cheated on him, and with his brother, Mr. Clam, at that...

Answer 1

hahahhahahaha...so cooll.

Answer 2

I do not want to hear of your cheap tryst at the local chippie!

Hope you stayed away from the ketchup - loaded in salt!  Vinegar or a good Malt works the best.

Lemon is your best bet!

PS:  Does anyone know what the forerunners for the fall season of the three major US networks are going to be in:

Sit-com?

Drama

Reality (So I will stay so far way!)

News Magazine?

Mischell:

Talk Show?

Answer 3

Boil him Gibbler, boil him!! But if you have been with Mr. Clam, you might want to get yourself checked. Mr. Clam has been known to give people crabs!

Answer 4

Heat up the butter and invite the neighbors ~ with all that tail you can serve(ice) everyone!   LMFAO!

Answer 5

yum