My mailman has started wearing a Haz-Mat suit. Should I start subscribing to less filthy magazines?

Question

My mailman has started wearing a Haz-Mat suit. Should I start subscribing to less filthy magazines?

Answer 1

Nah, "Dirty Hos with Stanky Toes" is a great publication. If he can't handle it, then he's in the wrong line of work.

Answer 2

Does he shove your mail in the slot with a pair of salad tongs too?

Hee hee, I said "shove" and "slot".

Wanna shove your mail in my slot?

Answer 3

u filthy perv!! ha he probably is a little concerned at all the blow up dolls and animals

Answer 4

it's not the mail you get... the Haz-Mat suit is because of the proximity of your house that the mail carrier wears it...

do not unsubscribe from your special magazines...

Answer 5

No, honey. You're fine.

Answer 6

No, no.  Sit tight.

The USPS has protocols for this sort of thing.

You need not change your subscriptions unless he begins using salad tongs to insert the material into the box.

Answer 7

You need something filthier to get through his suit.

Answer 8

I'd go look and see what your neighbor is getting--you never know

Answer 9

No it's actually when you started ordering gerbils by bulk,and those used Susey Wong undergarments, that Mr USPS got a little squeamish about your recreational habits.