My mom took my lightsaber?

Question

Well, I'm a 40 year old virgin that lives in his parents basement. I like to play Dungeons and Dragons with my two friends, Mike and Jimmy. Mike is 32 and owns a comic book shop and Jimmy is 46, and thinks Garth Brooks is hot. Well, I sometimes like to play Dungeons and Dragons in RL with my lightsaber. I go out in a black cloak with my lightsaber to search for Dragons to slay. I wander my neighborhood with pride, lightsaber in hand. My neighbors give me dirty looks because they're jealous they don't have one. But....my mom found my lightsaber and took it from me. I found it in her dresser drawer, it's black, 10 inches long, and is possibly 6 or 7 inches around. I feel very sad now that she took it, since it gave me magical powers.

Answer 1

OK, what's your question, Darth?

Answer 2

gimme ur address

i will handle ur mom

believe me ...there will b no harm to ur lovely lightsaber and u can help poor ppl esp satisfy gals wid ur magical powers

Answer 3

I bet it has magical powers for your mom too.  Probably explains the smile on her face and the fact that she's humming while she's cooking breakfast......

Answer 4

ROFL

Answer 5

sickie

Answer 6

A 40 year old virgin never afraid of anyone who want to get her for free.

Answer 7

LMAO.

Answer 8

Get it Back

Answer 9

I think she needs it more then you, with a son like you no one is there to pleasure her. So she needs the lightsaber to do it for her.

Answer 10

at first, when I looked at your question? I thought you were a kid or teenager that is below 15 yrs. old. Oh well, just get it from your mom and told her that, that is yours. She has no right to confiscate it, because you are not a kid.

Answer 11

Rape her. That'll teach her to never touch your stuff again.

Answer 12

What you found in your mom's drawers wasn't YOUR lightsaber, it was her's by the sounds of it.

You need locking up, for real, and im glad I dont live in your area!

Answer 13

haHAHAHAHAA

Answer 14

You stupid loser!

Answer 15

WHAT THE????????? hahaaaahaaa hooo haaa...ahaaoahhHAHA

Hey, are u serious about this Q mate?? U've written about 10 lines about ur Dungeons and Dragons games and the rest is about ur EXCITING LIFE!!!

I was gonna answer ur Q in a different way but i didint wanna hurt u more than ur mom has lol

HAS UR MOM TAKEN UR CANDY TOO???  

Answer 16

Sorry to hear that.  Maybe you can ask for it back, and show her that you found where she hid it.  

Answer 17

When you hear that low humming sound coming from her bedroom you should storm back in there and take that 10" black lightsaber back off her.

It's your lightsaber and God knows YOU NEED IT!

Answer 18

ahahahahahaaah wow that was funny haha

Answer 19

put a hidden camera in her room, and see what she's doing with it.

Answer 20

Your mom needs a MAN not a light saber.

Answer 21

Hey.  I enjoyed this one.

At least this guy ain't in love with ostriches like this poor lad:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...

Answer 22

you've gotten a number of responses here, everything from you being a loser to you being extremely stupid.  well there isn't much i could add except i think everybody who responded to you is pretty much on target.  i just wonder why you were looking at your mothers underwear, sounds sick to me. but hey, you're just a loser anyway so it doesn't matter

Answer 23

not funny i mean it seriously

Answer 24

Sahweet!!!

I think she's gone over to the "dark side".  Sounds like the force is with her now.

Answer 25

i have two words, GROW UP ! :p

Answer 26

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Luke...I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Answer 27

Lmao you shouldn't wave you d***o around the streets, someone could lose an eye.

Answer 28

you have to watch the 40 year old virgin movie!!!! :D ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?! why the h**l is a 40-year-old adult playing dungeons and dragons hahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!! well, let me tell you, your mother has necessities...and having you around for 40 years has to be tiring...but, well, ask for the lightsaber and start looking for a job please!!! anyways, it was wrong to take your lightsaber but put yourself in her shoes......40 years without ....?!?!?!  

Answer 29

ROFLMAO!! Thanks for the 2 points. That was funny dude

Answer 30

The Flying Spaghetti Monster will defeat you..evil usurper Bunny.

Ha..His Noodly Appendage will smite you down.

Answer 31

lmao!!  xox