My muffin has swollen to the size of a cantaloupe.

Question

As emberrassing as this may sound, I have a problem.

I woke up this morning and I couldnt even get my pants on because my v****a has swollen to what I can only compare to a cantelope. I'm too emberrassed to go to the dr's, and even if I wanted to, I cant find any pants that will fit over this monstrosity! what should I do?!?

Answer 1

no.

Answer 2

If you're too embarassed to go to the doc, then it's not that bad yet.  Wait till watermelon size.

Love Jack

Answer 3

you probably hav a std or something...ew.go get it checked. wear pj pants there nice and airy and baggy....or you cud look up the symptoms online...again thats disturbing...not to be rude.. but ew..

Answer 4

Go to a doctor.  

Answer 5

v****a swelling that big is a serious situation.  Go to your doc or the ER now!

Answer 6

there is a simple draining proceedure that can only be done by a doctor, however if ignored an internal fisure or tear could result requiring surgery and removal of your uterous, or if you are lucky drainage and or infection, still you will end up at the md

go to the md now, or emergency room, put a tent on it you have to

Answer 7

You must be joking, this is a food and drink category.

Answer 8

Definitely you have to go see your doctor asap.  What happens if you wait and don't go, it could get worse.

Answer 9

you need ot go to a doc NOW!!!!! you could have serious problems!!!!

you alos should ask your self who have you been with?

Answer 10

Maybe there is something stuck in there.  Have you blacked out around the wrong people?

Answer 11

put on a loose skirt or big pajama pants and go to the doctor.. doctors have seen more then you think..

Answer 12

If I were you I wouldn't be on the computer, I would be on the phone making an appointment or on my way to the hospital. That sounds very serious. Please take peoples advice and get checked out.