My mums garden gnomes really freak me out.....

Question

dont u think they are real freaky even da apparently "cute" ones?

Answer 1

Put the spliff down.

Answer 2

what make it worse.....is when its dark

those gnomes........ they dont stay still

they put down spade and fishing rod

.........and shuffle down the hill

and others join them on the way

......until theres quite a mob

their little feet are marching now

.......hobbob..hobbob..hobbob..

then through the lychet gate they go

and see... theyre gaining speed

and dancing starts around the church

.........a greybeard in the lead

hes chanting with a reedy voice

.... they are the devils breed..

I mustnt stay..I turn away

I stumble from the sight

I must get safely in my bed

and sleep away this night

and when I wake at early morn

and clear the misty pane

I see them.... standing...

. grins in place

with rod and spade again.......

sorry ..this turned out quite creepy..!!

Answer 3

My neighbour has one in a flashers mac showing his bits. My nephew thinks its hilarious.