My neighbor and I have been arguing about who has the best looking roses. How do I resolve this thorny issue?

Question

I don't want to sound like a blooming idiot and ruin a budding friendship.

Answer 1

Ask the other neighbors in the neighborhood.

Answer 2

Tell your neighbor he or she has the prettiest roses, that is the best answer.

Answer 3

My suggestion the 2 of you stop the arguing and take time to SMELL THE ROSES!

It doesn't matter because you probably both have beautiful roses and you are neighbors you should be working together at growing them for the benefit of the neighborhood, not the benefit of being jealous.

Answer 4

I agree. Tell her her roses are very nice. And ask for some tips. Then maybe she will leave you alone. You don't have to prove whose is the best.

Answer 5

When it comes to resolving issues about  roses  between neighbors, it's just best to put on  a  soft - petal .     Your neighbor could end up being a real pistol about this   and it will end up as a stigma .

Answer 6

Sneak over to your neighbor's rose garden at about two in the morning and pour a lot of bleach on her roses.  Remember to wear all black don't make any noise.  Good hunting!