My neighbor just peed in my bushes.?

Question

What can I do?

Answer 1

next time he does it take a photograph.. then use the photo to um... get free things and favors from him in exchange for not turning it in to everyone.

Answer 2

I have lots of suggestions!

Pee in his bushes

Pee on him

Put a sign next to the bushes that says No peeing on the bushes!

Spray him with a hose next time he does it

Take a picture of him doing it and tape it to his front door

Shoot him

Call the cops

Answer 3

Tell them that they have a bathroom in their home

for a reason and unless they choose to pee again,

you'll be calling the police.

Answer 4

Ummm tell them to stop or you'll call the police?? Duhhh

Answer 5

call the cops or better yet put up a fence or get a good dog

Answer 6

causally let him know that you have previously installed video cameras and some perv has whizzed in your yard and you've taken the video to the cops.

Answer 7

Was he marking his territory?

I would call the police!

Answer 8

Report to the authorities.

Answer 9

tell him never to do that or youll call th police on him and then

Answer 10

I've known people who have been arrested for exposing themselves when they peed in their own backyard.

If you are on good terms with this person I would just let them know you aren't ok with public urination and ask them to take the time to go inside. If it is a real problem just call the police non emergency line and let them know. You will likely have to go fill out a report. But they will know it was you who turned them in and you may need to testify if it goes to court.