My neighbor uses a porcelain jesus-on-the cross statue for target practice with his pellet gun, is he doomed?

Question

My neighbor uses a porcelain jesus-on-the cross statue for target practice with his pellet gun, is he doomed?

Answer 1

I would say he is, being made out of porcelain and all

Answer 2

No, he is not doomed.

It is about time for people to move away from having Jesus on the cross, don't you think. After all He hasn't been on the cross for almost 2,000 years. I think it rather insulting to keep Him there. But not if it is your thing to keep crucifying Him over and over. But who on earth would ever want to do such a stupid thing as that.

Answer 3

you are kidding me right?

who is Jesus in the first place?

Answer 4

hahahahahaha(not lol), of course not.

Answer 5

Depends how close he stands

Answer 6

Jesus is not on the cross anymore. It's a denial of Christ's heavenly ministry. Tell your neighbour to move over, let me have a potshot at it.

Answer 7

Nah, he's fine, but he is very disrespectful of others' religions.

:D I couldn't think of a joke answer to go with your joke question.  Ah well.

Answer 8

the 1 and ONLY being who is doomed is satan he is already sentenced to death by God for his rebellion and deception of one third of God's children all others still can have salvation God's outstretched arms are still there right now just waiting for even your neighbor to come in for a hug

Answer 9

He must be a really bad shot if it has lasted more than one shootin' session.

Answer 10

HA!!  That's funny!!!  I don't care who ya are!

Answer 11

Yes, he is doomed

TO HAVE FUN!

I  need a cross to shoot too

Answer 12

LOL I'm going to print out a picture of Jesus and shoot it with my BB gun and post a video of it. It's going to be so funny.

Answer 13

Maybe.  If I were you I wouldn't take a chance, I would buy a house and get out of that trailer park before the next tornado comes through.

Answer 14

Not at all.  There is no "god" to get even with him.  Maybe somebody trying to burglerize his house will be doomed.

Answer 15

*drink*

Answer 16

Of course. Hellfire for him. That's a given.