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My new alternative fuel car won't start. How long can I go without changing the hamsters?

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What am I supposed to be feeding these guys anyway?

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  1. Regular feedings of twinkies, Jolt cola and coffee should do the trick.


  2. You don't need to change or feed the hamsters.  Just put a dog behind your car and the hamster's survival instincts will make them run.

  3. Hamsters are a renewable resource.  As long as you feed them enough, they will happily reproduce and continue to generate ever-increasing amounts of power.

    Good one.  I laughed out loud at this one.

  4. baked beans and beer darn baby dont you ever read the owners manual?Oh yeah men don't read or ask for directions

    woot!

  5. They eat steak, so it really winds up not being any cheaper than gas.

  6. Put Al Gore in a harness and have him pull you around. He needs the exercise anyways.

    gw

  7. Whatever you do - DO NOT - give them oil!  It not only gums up the car, but it also makes them fat, thus slowing down their performance.

    Edit:  Sophia, well played.  I almost spit my pepsi on my keyboard.

  8. Well it depends on whether or not you are feeding them.  I think you feed them apples.

  9. They need to be replaced every 3 months or every 600 miles.. Didn't you read the pamplet?

  10. A typical hamster car can go 5 weeks before you need to change hamsters.  Larger Hamsters can sometimes yield more time, but then the engine can also get sluggish so you need to be careful.

  11. What...the hamsters wear diapers?  I guess change them whenever they start crying, or you can smell them through the vents.

  12. Hamsters?  Who told you to use hamsters?  It's squirrels that should be in there!  There's your entire problem.

  13. Put a cat in the cage and they will run faster.

  14. Just outsource the job. I'm sure some Peruvian guinea pigs would gladly work for less food.

  15. sugar, lot of sugar, in any form.

  16. It most take a lot of hamsters. Please tell me they aren't yamsters though, then your vehicle will only work when it wants to and may spontaneously delete you for no reason at any given time. :(
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